i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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