I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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