you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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