shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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