i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
it glows. i had to have it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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