So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
