theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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