playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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