I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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