His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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