their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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