I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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