i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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