I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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