i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my being single is dangerous.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize