Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
