For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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