i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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