There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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