just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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