Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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