I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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