Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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