You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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