So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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