I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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