It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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