i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The power of my boobs compel you
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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