It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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