OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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