I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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