I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize