Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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