ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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