Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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