Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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