i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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