you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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