Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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