no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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