dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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