if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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