Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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