Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
