I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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