This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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