I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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