Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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