you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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