I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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