can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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