That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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