Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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