You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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